believe in my heart that you could train cancer-sniffing dogs on microwave-reheated turkey fat and those ultra-cheap black plastic bags some gas stations and bodegas have which is probably wrong because why would cancer smell the same as carcinogenicity but it feels right
Replying to @chaosprime
Those plastic bags are terrible. You can't even throw up in them because the vomit seeps right through.
3:23 PM - 30 Nov 2019
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