I immediately reject this as a crude simulation crafted from my memories of the Cowboy Bebop episode "My Funny Valentine." I wake up to authentic reality in 22XX; the Dominion of the Centipedes. I regret my hubris.
The year is 22xx. You have been brought back from the dead by ancestor simulation. A man in a suit in a white room explains that you now owe 11 quintillion dollars in student debt (adjusted for inflation), for which you are liable, which has been compounding annually since 2010
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Fortunately you still have a few dogecoin left from a joke purchase back in the day, which is comfortably enough to pay the bill.
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"If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million that's the bank's problem." -J. Paul Getty.
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