The Legendary Dragon Alephwyr, named Alephwyr, BA

I use probability heuristics to put my opponent on a range of arguments and then game theory to randomly determine how frequently to attribute each argument to them. My own arguments are a binary range of extremely strong and extremely weak arguments, to keep them guessing.

You're forgetting folding equity: a bad argument pressed aggressively enough just becomes an incomprehensible or unfalsifiable argument, therefore obfuscating my actual range.