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#kneeslapper RT @AlbertBrooks I love Fred Willard. He's a great guy. For his birthday I'm getting him a den and a computer.

@AlbertBrooks When will someone invent a Fleshlight disguised as a tub of popcorn, and save us from all this tragedy?

@AlbertBrooks Four Words: Fred Willard Comic Genius

@AlbertBrooks Mr. Willard was just researching for a part he got. As parts go, his is huge!...apparently

RT @AlbertBrooks I love Fred Willard. He's a great guy. For his birthday I'm getting him a den and a computer.

@AlbertBrooks Fred Willard hit Shift too many times and turned on "Sticky Keys."

@AlbertBrooks I love Fred, too. I'm glad you can afford to do this. I only have audiotapes of my mother. That won't do.

@AlbertBrooks Exactly!!

@AlbertBrooks make it voice activated so he can go both hands on

.@AlbertBrooks You are a scholar and a gentleman. I say if a man wants to watch a film without pants, he can do so.

@AlbertBrooks It's good to see that someone is pulling for him.

@AlbertBrooks YOU actually know who #fredwillard is? He should be grateful! Plus, isn't Fred a little old for THAT sort of behavior?? lol

@AlbertBrooks Free Fred! Oh, wait, that's what got him in trouble in the first place! Love the nutty buddy.

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@AlbertBrooks I love Fred Willard. He's a great guy./ Buy him a vat of vaseline for his Bday

@AlbertBrooks Who knew they still had adult theatres?

@AlbertBrooks I knew those creepy Old Navy commercials were a bad influence.

RT @AlbertBrooks I love Fred Willard. He's a great guy. For his birthday I'm getting him a den and a computer.

@AlbertBrooks If u live in LA, the joke is on you.Police understaffed & they send ppl after men masturbating @ adult theaters? THAT is sick.