I've tweeted about this before and I will tweet about it again because it haunts me to this day
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Please tell me about a time your parents unintentionally dragged you within an inch of your life. I'll go first: Once in college my mom sent me a care package that was just acne face washes and the book He's Just Not That Into You
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my mom texted me like six months ago to tell me she "finally saw a tattoo she liked." I have 7 tattoos.
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My mom bought me a cookbook that started with how to boil water
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I need that one!
. I found this at the library for myself.pic.twitter.com/46JPObufFq
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My mother gave me, for Christmas, in front of the entire family, a book about dating called "Why Am I Dancing Alone?"
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My mom mailed me a book in college called “Praying for Your Future Husband.” However, I was instead praying for my future wife
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Oh my parents created a biodata page for me on an Indian marriage site and under "Favorite Sports" just put the word "Scrabble"
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Preeti, I just read your tweet while nursing my baby and had to try and suppress my laughter. I failed and my giggles knocked her off the boob. Now, I am facing an ornery 3 month old.
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