squirrel doing karaoke 
I wrote All The Lives I Want (2017) and the forthcoming Not In The Job Description (2019)
my fave part of this tactic is always showing up in sunglasses and a shit-eating grin like some kind of a goddamn genius.
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@AlanaMassey this is so aspirational and inspirational to me honestly -
@theyarenotaboy I believe that there is an elegantly shameless booty caller inside every one of us, if we just unleash them.
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@AlanaMassey It would be "game" if the roles were reversed. As it stands, it's the female version of a man giving away a shoulder to cry onThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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