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"Sir, your first wife is here. She doesn't look pleased."pic.twitter.com/8P4aEi0qns
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This really is my only true work of art.
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That's what you get for all that undivided attention and the lack of psychological warfare endured with your most beloved fellow human.
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#NationalSiblingsDay is giving only children a chance to gaze into the cold cavern in their heart where their siblings AREN'T -
This was a cry for help to get you to ask why I was looking up wild boar hunting, you all failed me
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Ah yes, the old "strictly managed" by humans kind of "wild." What noble sport.pic.twitter.com/TYi3Y26OZq
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Can we get a "Where are they now?" update on this hero?pic.twitter.com/GbWa85mX7I
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Alana Massey Retweeted
Woman Eats Specific Foods To Keep Up Societally-Approved Appearance, Is Mocked Anywaypic.twitter.com/924kF9gNcv
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Alana Massey followed M-V Lindsey and banana
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@marleyvincentL
Body in Providence, Mind in Chicago, Heart in New York. Grad Student at Brown, history of the encomienda, and of the Internet. Multi-Racial Unicorn.
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Also, not to mince words but "professional blogger" is spelled "national magazine columnist and book author"
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Alana Massey Retweeted
If you can survive men as a young person--even as a man yourself, maybe especially as a man--I believe you can survive anything.
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I couldn't have done it without my core fanbase. See you at the bonfire we set to Western Civilization!pic.twitter.com/2OpnmZ8tzf
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Guys, did you hear about my recent accomplishments?pic.twitter.com/xGmXQhuH1P
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Thanks for clowning with me, Nova, you sorceress for the ages
#NationalSiblingsDaypic.twitter.com/8jHO3BrxZ3
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If there's not a movie with a slow motion sex scene set to "Pepper" by the Butthole Surfers, there really should be. CC: Hollywood.
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Alana Massey Retweeted
Always be suspicious of an unusually long Wikipedia page written about someone who isn't actually famous
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"All I have done is used a turn of phrase...to voice my frustration and dared to be a person calling for justice." https://beta.thestar.com/opinion/commentary/2016/04/10/i-was-vilified-for-telling-the-truth-about-racism-in-toronto.html …
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