AksharOvjeren akaunt

@AksharPathak

MIT 2012, Stanford University, and Forbes 30 Under 30, teeno me main nahi tha.

New Delhi, India
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2011.
Rođen/a 20. rujna

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    An honest wedding card. Please RSVP

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  2. parents used to say “poore din phone me ghusse rehte ho” but whatsapp ne aa ke ekdam se waqt badal diye jazbaat badal diye you'll be standing right in front of them and they'll go beta can't talk whatsapp only

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  3. Reasons why watching a movie at home is way better than watching one at the theatre –

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  4. 6. velj

    I started Jessica Jones. Netflix cancelled it. I watched Santa Clarita Diet. Netflix cancelled it. I LOVED The OA. Netflix cancelled it. If anyone here needs any shows cancelled, let me know I'll start watching it tonight.

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  5. 6. velj

    END OF SEASON SALE ᵏʸᵘⁿ ᵏᶦ ᵇᵒʰᵒᵗ ˢᵗᵒᶜᵏ ᵇᵃᶜʰ ᵍᵃʸᵃ UP TO 70% OFF ʰᵘᵐ ⁿᵉ ᵖᵉʰˡᵉ ˢᵉ ³⁰⁰ ᵖᵉʳᶜᵉⁿᵗ ᵐᵃʳᵏᵘᵖ ˡᵃᵍᵃʸᵃ ʰᵃᶦ 10% EXTRA DISCOUNT WITH CREDIT CARD ʷᵒʰ ʷᵃᵃˡᵃ ʲᵒ ᵃᵃᵖᵏᵉ ᵖᵃᵃˢ ʰᵃᶦ ʰᶦ ⁿᵃʰᶦ

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  6. 5. velj

    me: I should eat less also me: baithe baithe bore huye karna hai kuch kaam, ek dal makhni, shaahi paneer, do butter naan

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  7. 5. velj

    good morning I just wanted to say can you please have a super good day, and do something nice for someone , and be sweet in general to everyone (especially me) that's all, there is no joke in this tweet

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  8. 4. velj

    2 kinds of kids in school: sharpen the pencil and put the kachra in the pencil box get up and walk all the way to the dustbin, sharpen the pencil for 10 minutes and then walk back slowly to the desk for maximum time wastage

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  9. 4. velj

    in school: 1 best friend, 10 close friends in college: 5 really close friends now: chhole bhature

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  10. 4. velj

    my wardrobe is: 5% clothes I wear on daily basis 5% clothes I can but don't wear on daily basis 90% clothes that one day when I start dieting and going to the gym, yeh mere ko theek se fit honge, tab I'll wear them on daily basis

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  11. 3. velj

    2 kinds of bill-splitting 30 rupees, so I'll pay 15 you pay 15 30 rupees per plate of 8 momos, jisme se tune 5 khaaye aur maine 3 khaaye, aur 3.75 ka ek momo hua, waise toh ideally mere ko 11.25 pay karna chahiye par chhod koi nahi I'll pay 12 rupees tu bhi kya yaad rakhega

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  12. 2. velj

    Every newspaper front-page property ad ever.

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  13. 1. velj

    have you ever met a single person who does not like chhole bhature, yeah me neither

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  14. 31. sij

    Valid question by . My heart says yes but my mind says no. Can't wait to hear what side you're picking.

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  15. 31. sij

    there are 2 ways to read the thumbs up emoji 👍 best of luck! 👍 go fuck yourself

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  16. 30. sij

    "Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shiiiiiiiiiit oh shiiiit ooooooh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit" – me, watching 1917

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  17. 30. sij

    I was one of those kids in school who called it a 'shopnar' because everyone else called it shopnar.

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  18. 30. sij

    her: we need to talk him: utha le re deva her: why do you always reply with memes him: arre bhai kehna kya chahte ho her: I'm sick of it him: jaisa chal raha hai waisa chalne dein her: I want a divorce him: her: him: her: him: samay aa gaya hai aapse vida lene ka

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  19. 29. sij

    Choosing contestants for Bigg Boss is the toughest job in the world because you gotta pick people who make Salman Khan look like an angel in comparison.

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  20. 29. sij

    In light of the recent incident in Gurugram, I wish to inform that I am suspending Mr. from sitting in my car for a period of 6 months, as his conduct (asking me to return his money) was unacceptable behaviour.

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  21. 28. sij

    every time Google Pay asks me to send someone 1 rupee as a welcome gift I'm like kya kijiyega itni dhanrashi ka

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