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@Aikiwomannc

It's joke Twitter, Karen. Always Halloween🎃 Inked, nerd, weirdo, Tool ❤ Slipknot🤘, Aikidoka, artist, science loving, Whovian, mom🖤

somewhere in the south
Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2009.

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    Major Tom? 。☆  ・゚*。★ 🚀  ・ *゚。   ・ ゚*。・゚★。 🤸‍♂️   ☆・。°*.  ゚。·*・。 ゚*     ゚ *.。☆。★    * ☆ 。・゚*.。      * ★ ゚・ 。 * 。        ゚☆

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  2. prije 2 sata

    me: this is the only thing i need to be happy, this one tiny thing *i get the thing* me: 🤡

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  3. I'm so stoked! I have tickets!!! Can't wait to see in June! 🤘🤘

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  4. ME: Mom’s showing her tiddies on the internet again! DAD [grabbing our coats]: how do you feel about cigarettes

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  5. there's too many love songs about women and not enough love songs about triple bacon cheeseburgers

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    ♫ na na na na ♫ ♫ na na na na ♫ ♫ na na na na ♫ ♫ na na na na ♫

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  7. 🏆 New Contest 🏆 This week's theme: Love & Lust Max 3 entries per person. Tweet must be NEW (created today). Open to all size accounts. Loads of judges, with tweet reads, TL crawls, listed in bio and more as prizes. Closes at midnight EST

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    There are only so many times a day a person can say “Please hurry up.” As a parent, it’s usually all used up before 7:30am. That’s why when we get behind the wheel we go straight to “Fucking move cars!” Parenting causes road rage.

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  9. prije 3 sata

    Park ranger: And this habitat depends on these essential owls for its well being. Facebook mom groups: *slowly emerge from the forest*

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  10. prije 3 sata

    What if we had back hair but on our fingers?

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  11. [Showing my friend my poem] Friend: Haiku is 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables Me: Haiku is two syllables

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  12. . ⠀(\__/) (•ㅅ•) My friends standing  _ノ ヽ ノ\_ up for me `/ `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ on twitter (  (三ヽ人  /   | | ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ  ノ ヽ___>、___/    |( 王 ノ〈 (\__/)    /ミ`ー―彡\(•ㅅ•) me   / ╰ ╯ \/ \>

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  13. prije 8 sati

    her: my milksnake brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like... boys: ...what the fuck is wrong with you, Brenda?

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  14. Fuck things up before they have a chance to begin? Yup. I’m that girl. It’s my defense mechanism.

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  15. This day in history. 797. High king of Ireland Donnchad Midi died and was succeeded by his son Donnchad Mini.

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  16. I sometimes wonder if someone is being held hostage and trying to signal me through AC and predictive text.

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  17. Koala in the streets, drop bear in the sheets.

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  18. God: I need a few more animals for that patch of land close to the bottom there. Angel: All we have left are the ones still in development. God: Perfect. Toss in those venomous ones, too. Angel: Even the one with the duck face? God: Empty the lab!!!!

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  19. Vaccines in Australia are called emunizations.

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  20. David Attenborough: ...And with that, the cassotrusting died out paving the way for the rise of the cassowary.

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  21. Greg was determined to get his manifesto exposing the government plot to control us through kombucha out to the world. Unfortunately, his printer ran out of paper with just 4 pages to go.

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