Aiden Wolfe

@AidenWolfe

Technical writer (Forex, binary options, SEO), satirist, unapologetic enemy of ignorance. Dedicated to the removal of America's malignant orange tumor.

North Carolina, USA
Joined February 2013

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  1. 9 hours ago

    Respectfully, your religion is a strange cult with a rich history of traumatizing young girls. I suppose the same could be said of most religions, but your dangerous fiction doesn’t even enjoy the luxury of some ancient mystique. As such, I cannot honor your request.

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  2. 10 hours ago

    Aww, little yellow snowflakes pissing their tinfoil panties because a strong woman used a naughty word. Hypocrisy is oxygen to these cultists: they can't function without it. Anger is infectious, and you're about to get devoured by a monster of your own creation.

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  3. 10 hours ago

    Oh, please. Trump's locker room talk didn't stop you from putting on your best plastic and kissing his cellulite in hopes of landing a job. Granted, your cult never respected women. If heaven were real and people like you populated it, I'd prefer spending an eternity in hell.

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  4. 16 hours ago

    God damn, Trump hasn’t been this thirsty since he was laying mouth wide open under a pissing Moscow prostitute. He can’t handle Nancy Pelosi being recognized as this nation’s real leader, backed by an army of inspirational Congressional women eager to dice up some orange mushroom

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  5. Retweeted
    Jan 3
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  6. Jan 3

    This will spawn a shit storm in my mentions, but it must be said. If Bernie Sanders truly wants to see a progressive agenda, the best thing he can do is keep his fucking name off the 2020 ballot. If he runs, it illustrates he's willing to sacrifice the 99% at the altar of his ego

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  7. Jan 3

    I love the Democratic Party, and I don't care how many times that causes little pretentious fucks to foam-at-the-mouth and condemn me for being a "sell out." The party isn't perfect, but seeing this Congress sworn in, you're god damn right I'm proud of it.

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    Jan 3
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  9. Retweeted
    Jan 3
    Replying to

    Alt-Right strategy in response to the Warren and Sanders rift among Democrats (via a friend). 4chan link:

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  10. Jan 3

    God damnit. It might be the sleep deprivation and chemical cocktail, but I’m really starting to dig Elizabeth Warren. Not saying I’m completely sold, but I have little doubt that even behind the political facade, there is genuine compassion and the strength to get shit done.

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  11. Jan 2

    When you grow up poor, the sting of poverty lingers, regardless of how financially stable you become. Bills are paid, needs taken care of, nice roof over your head, but still wake up in terror at the idea of hunger & homelessness. A sense of impending doom associated with comfort

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  12. Jan 2

    Absolutely not. Mormonism is a dangerous cult worthy of disdain, effectively obliterating the separation of church and state in Utah. Its beliefs are abnormally absurd, even by Christian standards. People have the right to be foolish, doesn't mean I have to pretend to respect it.

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  13. Retweeted
    30 Dec 2018

    Oh, please. NEWSFLASH: Liberals have NEVER claimed to tolerate terminal ignorance. You cannot have civil discourse with the uncivilized. I support your right to be so utterly wrong. Really, I do. But I also support the right of others to mock you for it.

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  14. Jan 1

    Nah, not gonna give you shit for it. I hear it a lot. Truth be told, I'm just some Flint-born white trash prick with a big mouth. I tweet and write the way I talk in real life. Moreover, being an ass is a hell of a lot more fun.

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  15. Jan 1

    Listen, Mitt Romney. That's a very eloquent anti-Trump piece. Calls for better angels, the milk of human kindness, yadda yadda. I'm still not gonna let you give me blue balls, ya Mormon bastard. I know damn well you'll vote identical to little undead chodes like Ted Cruz.

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    Jan 1

    Hey Aiden maybe you can spread the word. Check this out! The resistance must stand strong and unite!

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  17. Dec 31

    In all seriousness, just wanted to send my best wishes to you all. Behind the selfies and cat pics, a lot of genuinely decent human beings occupy my mentions. I know shit is rough for a lot of you right now. Can't promise it'll get better. But I do promise to make you laugh.

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    30 Dec 2018

    One can be tolerant of another persons plight/feelings (empathy) and also be intolerant of hateful actions/rhetoric (civility). There are things that as a society we mostly agree are intolerable...violence, abuse, and the username “Modern Confederacy.”

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  19. Dec 31

    Turning a new leaf. In 2019, I'll let go of the anger, tone down the rhetoric, and earnestly engage in an attempt to reach across the aisle and heal America's bitter divide. BWHAHAHAHAHAHa. I'm just fucking kidding. No mercy for traitorous assholes. To hell with the high ground.

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  20. 31 Dec 2018

    A sellout? Our nation isn't some hipster band. We do not live in an ideal world. Even if we did, Jill Stein would not be the ideal candidate (a little too cozy with the Kremlin, not to mention her obvious insanity). It isn't a "lesser of two evils." It's sanity vs sadism. Wake up

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