Cecilia Stone

@hermitess1 I so relate to this Charlie Sheen quote: "I'm tired of pretending I'm not special". I need to get that printed on a T-shirt :D

What to say when an overweight guy hits on you? Do you tell the truth and say that you find fat ppl repulsive or play the lesbian card?

Can you believe Britney's new song is better than Gaga's?? Born This Way is the shittiest song I've heard in awhile. Not fit for a B-side

He kept fathering daughters until he hit the jackpot w/those twin boys and now he's more of a fuckup than he was when he was around his ...

@hermitess1 Isn't the cocaine-porn star-whoremonger lifestyle better suited to a 20something than a guy who is pushing 50?

Now that houndstooth is ubiquitous (I was doing it 4 yrs ago ffs) I'm switching to plaid. Burberry, golf or tartan idk yet.

@hermitess1 I think his dick must be a mosaic stick of warts and bumps. He is repulsive.

Whoa I just got carded (and denied) for nicotine gum and an elderly passerby said "hello little girl" to me. Really? I think I look busted

@hermitess1 what's to like about males? They are hairy ugly beasts and very few of them meet my 29-30" waist standard.

@hermitess1 Have you ever tried snow balls...*cough cough* Tell me all about your chemical regimen plz

Why do I keep attracting raving lunatics? I like crazy people but only harmlessly fun crazies. The ones I attract are fucking dangerous

This moronic cunt used me 4 free trips/clothes/gym/movies etc.Is now telling me I'll regret it if I cut off contact w/her.Maybe I should ...

@TheParsaryan <3

@TheParsaryan Is it really? I'm not so sure

I think I'm a lesbian. Fuckkkkk

@hermitess1 Kim Z is a crass ditzy slag but she does spit out some witty one-liners. The ho has comedic timing too

@TheParsaryan Did you get my pics?

@TheParsaryan I sent them to eug_ent@yahoo.com

@TheParsaryan Let me know when you get my pics. Just sent you one of me as a little girl

@TheParsaryan I can only do YM from my phone. I am in a hotel room in PA doing this from my phone