buy or else: 
As if let's be honest here
congrats to every amazon worker who could go to the bathroom for the first time in those 5 minutes baldie was floating in low orbit
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Homie should've stayed up there and turned into a giant slab of beef jerkey like in that one vsauce video
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He was just climbing higher to get a better shot on the toilet rebels
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me when my boss doesn't have the chance to look at every camera in existence so i can finally take a leak for the first time in 17 years joking aside, seriously amazon's work conditions actually sound horrible
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I wonder if there was a betting pool among the workers if the shuttle would blow up during the ascent.
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He’s not even ceo anymore
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Hope he took his Union Buster up there with him...pic.twitter.com/U4v6rIuB4B
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For his own sake, I hope he didn't use the Cornercutter when making the rocket
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Did Jeff Bezos have the Union Buster equipped
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