Fr though which one of you’s auntie is this? I just want to talk
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You know when men follow you in their car, what are they hoping to achieve other than fucking up your day, if not murder?
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No but I watched Funny Girl again just last week and the parallels in this scene vs this year’s Grammy’s incident HELLO!!! (Cc: the evidence we needed to get this casting to finally happen)
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If I was glasses girl I would make sure I was a majority stake holder in Fenty by THE END OF THE WEEK. Are you dizzy?????
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A$AP Rocky jumps through the crowd to get to the hotel to get ready for the #MetGala 
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Cardi will never beat the modern day Fanny Brice allegations!!! (That I made up)
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Charlie watching Tiwa Savage at that Coronation Street ting
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MY BOOK IS OUT TODAYY ✨✨I loved writing this book and I hope you can feel that - it’s a project from my heart + hope it’s a valuable contribution to the conversation around housing, how it impacts every part of how we live and how we must make home a right for everyone ✨✨✨
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😜 is about the SLUTTIEST thing a man could do
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Winning your first league title at a club? It’s not difficult, says Pep Guardiola. 
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Better yet, replace her with the EVERYBODY’S SO CREATIVE babes from tik tok, nobody would notice
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Girls Trip 2 better open with Tiffany Haddish’s character’s funeral because I’m?!?
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All the responses here show is that men learn therapy lingo solely to use it to weaponise…but don’t actually go to therapy
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y’all ever argued w a nigga and he actually eating yo ass up ? i hate them kind
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(Yes I’m gonna go hang out with Fred Durst in 2023. What did you expect of me plz?)
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It looks like I’m in cosplay for the Limp Bizkit show but no this is just how I’ve dressed for 25 years
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Why must I go for a scavenger hunt in my building each time Evri alleges they have delivered something to me? Where the fuck is this meant to be?!
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And yes I did have 2 pairs (tan and khaki) that I bought from Wembley market probably, that’s not the point
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First they came for the denim maxis and I did not speak (I did) but this is entirely too fucking much for the early 2000s cosplay I CAN NOT
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How can the CMIYGL Estate Sale bonus tracks now be some of my fave Tyler songs of all time. What is his problem
Man is out here looking like a sentient Imagine Dragons song talking about turn-offs 😭
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Only a matter of time before girls realize that this is one of the biggest turn-offs
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I think of this tweet so often. Like Pendulum played the summer ball bro 😭 DEEP TRAUMA
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i went to college the exact four years that dubstep was popular and i fear i will never shake its stench from me
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Woke up with the urge to bang Alexis Jordan’s incredible contribution to oontz oontz pop ‘Happiness’ on my spirit and I am having a great time let me tell you
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This might be the drippiest uncle of all time jeez 🔥
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Sorry I have yet to see anyone pull yellow trousers like this.
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The stairs fight scene soundtracked by Justice’s Genesis in John Wick 4 was absolutely worth the week of violent nightmares I had after binging 1-3 last week. Chef’s kiss
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