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If you had a little teleportation portal, would you fuck yourself in the ass?

Yes
29.3%
No
61.1%
I don't have a penis
9.6%

1,307 votesFinal results

6:59 PM · May 5, 2018

NYC (Feb22–Mar13)

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Never change, Aella

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@BeneFactumGames

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Possibly your greatest poll

@BeneFactumGames

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Also, obligatory joke: "No, I'd need a large one."

5

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It would essentially be just masturbating, so ... I'm in.

Connor's Brother

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BEST POLL EVER

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The last option is irrelevant because strapons.

Grizwald Grim, synchrony harmonicist

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I'm in the "don't mix poop and sex" camp

Artistic Deviant

@ArtisticDeviant

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Yes, I'd fuck myself.

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No, but a little self-fellatio wouldn't be out of the question. I'm just not into ass play on either end.