But if I was I'd drink more
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Just have a piece of nicotine gum and/or an espresso


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Call me old fashioned, but I usually make myself a cup of coffee and say a little prayer to the poop goddess.
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Push further back. It works
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Fuckin genius
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Gods, would claiming to be of a different gender actually help me with this issue? I had no idea identity politics could help with constipation.
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One word: Pedialyte
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does this actually work? this has to be one of the great body-hacks of all time. why am i only hearing about this now?
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There's constipation lifehack for men too, involving martial arts techniques and your taint But just aggressively punch your belly like a normal person come on
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