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Would you rather grow a testicle in each armpit or an armpit in each testicle?

Testicle in armpit
15.7%
Armpit in testicle
67.9%
I have no testicles
16.4%

580 votesFinal results

12:51 AM · Apr 26, 2018

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Closing your arms with testicles in them sounds uncomfortable

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Pete Stegemeyer

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I'd try to make armpit farts and accidentally flick a nut for sure.

ConmigoTambienLosViernesParecenLunes

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...looking for "I have no armpits"

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Double the satisfaction when scratching an itch. You chaps are looking at this all wrong. Double the manapool!

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