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Would you rather have sex with your parent (of the opposite gender) and nobody knows about it, or would you rather not have sex with them, but everyone thinks you did?

Have sex, nobody knows
26.2%
No sex, everyone thinks
73.8%

1,195 votesFinal results

6:02 AM · Mar 30, 2018

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No and no

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My mom is dead — I don’t want to have sex with a corpse, but I don’t want people thinking I’m a necrophiliac, either.

Andrew Lockley (not/woke)

@andrewjlockley

Mar 30, 2018

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@Aella_Girl

Also worth splitting by age. Parents get wrinkly.

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Chose second. Out of the two, only the second doesn't result in suicide.

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You really know how to make polls that I don't want to have to answer

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I agree with Alejandro ... no and no... Aella, your questions are bordering the absurd these days.

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This is an odd poll, lol.

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Parents?? On man your data collection is going cray...

@CPTLESS

Mar 30, 2018

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@Aella_Girl

There are a few scenarios where the second option isn't so bad -- at least a 3 or even 4/10 on some days. There are basically no scenarios where the first option is strictly better -- it's always a 1/10 option even on the best days.

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What i think is more important than others’