"*flushes* What a relief! I was stopped up for the last 3 days"
"...😐..."
"what is it?"
"I just realized some of what I loved about you was made of poop"
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Not my interaction y'all and I think this is hilarious and tweeted it even though I know from that poop tweets are unsurprisingly unpopular
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Scott Adams says if you do it often enough, you'll start associating yourself with shit.
Over time, whenever people think of you, they'll think of shit and all the negative associations it enforces.
Then they'll gradually distance themselves.
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I don't know if that's true.
Let me know if it happens though.
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I was hoping they'd start thinking of me whenever they shit
and then they'd experience sweet release with the name "aella" going through their mind
over time they dont understand why they go to my twitter profile in times of sorrow
why it gives such promise of catharsis