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What's your gender? || Do you ever do 'safety wipes', where, when you go to pee (but not poop), you wipe your butt just to like, see what's goin on down there, make sure it's all good?

male | yes
45.8%
male | no
42.8%
female | yes
8.9%
female | no
2.6%

980 votesFinal results

10:26 PM · Feb 19, 2018

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This is a sneaky way of finding out what percentage of men pee sitting down isn't it.

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Rupert von Cave

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male | yes = gay Not that there's anything wrong with that. .

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and

@RocketSuperstar

Whatever it is I lost, I never had

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Shart Patrol? Sure.

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Wouldn’t need to wipe if you’d use a bidet . Just dry . 90% of dudes in the civilized world of America and Europe walk around with 💩 on their ass because they dry wipe .

@GauravMisraSush

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backpackinglight.com/toilet_paper_f do it to believe it :P haha