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In one room, a child is about to die. In the other room, an evil demon is about to make all doorways in the world 24 inches (60 cm) shorter. You can either save the child or kill the demon, but not both. Which do you choose?Show this poll

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3:25 PM · Jan 18, 2018

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I already don't fit through many a door width wise without going in at an angle. Making me crouch while getting everyone else to suffer too might trigger a doorway revolution... And I get to save a kid as a bonus.

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@JCorneliusBuie

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I've killed every hypothetical child you've brought to the table. This is the simplest math I've ever seen.

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I am fairly certain the net effect of all the doors in the world being narrowed would have more serious consequences, perhaps even hundreds of deaths, than one child dying.

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@AndyHasBadTaste

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Their altruism is greater than their height