<3 happy new year
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In what state are these parts?
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Mine are in Florida!
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I believe I can make this determination without the liquification process by utilizing the principle of displacement.
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I had to pick the third option, after conducting a scientific experiment.
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May take a while for me and my active imagination to recover from this one
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Erect, my penis. If not, my balls. But why would I want to liquify my junk?
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is my penis erect or flaccid when this happens? are my balls full of urine or did I pee earlier?
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We need more horrifying polls.
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That depends, am I erect at the time? It makes a big difference.
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