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you liquify it in and pour it into a glass. Which one has more volume?

my balls
46%
my penis
41.3%
I have neither of those
12.7%

930 votesFinal results

3:46 PM · Jan 1, 2018

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<3 happy new year

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In what state are these parts?

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PanDeism: An Anthology

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I believe I can make this determination without the liquification process by utilizing the principle of displacement.

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I had to pick the third option, after conducting a scientific experiment. 🙁

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May take a while for me and my active imagination to recover from this one 😳

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@BeneFactumGames

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Erect, my penis. If not, my balls. But why would I want to liquify my junk? 😖

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Dr. Poop Muscles, PhD

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is my penis erect or flaccid when this happens? are my balls full of urine or did I pee earlier?

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We need more horrifying polls.

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That depends, am I erect at the time? It makes a big difference.

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Are we talking about flaccid or erect?