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Would you rather be able to poop on command whenever you want, or be able to see 2 seconds into the future whenever you want

poop on command
19.6%
see 2 seconds into future
80.4%

776 votesFinal results

3:21 PM · Dec 23, 2017

@Asheswillfall1

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Neither

Dr. Poop Muscles, PhD

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16oz of coffee and 2 cigarettes is all it takes

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1

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Is this some sort of Lizardman Constant measuring? I mean this has a correct answer.

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3

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I went with 2 seconds, even though pooping on command would be an amazing punctuation to making a point.

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Zaphod Beeblebrox

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I'd have had my Camaro for a few more years.

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Course if you see 2 sec ahead it might make you poop when you find out the awful thing about to occur.