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16oz of coffee and 2 cigarettes is all it takes
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(to see into the future obviously)
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Is this some sort of Lizardman Constant measuring? I mean this has a correct answer.
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I mean have these people not even read http://slatestarcodex.com/2015/06/02/and-i-show-you-how-deep-the-rabbit-hole-goes/ …
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It'd be great to see what'd be the reaction to me screaming at random places
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I went with 2 seconds, even though pooping on command would be an amazing punctuation to making a point.
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"... and that, kids, is why you always look before stepping into traffic." *unzip* *shuck* *SPLAT* *sheathe* *zip* *walks away*
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I'd have had my Camaro for a few more years.
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Course if you see 2 sec ahead it might make you poop when you find out the awful thing about to occur.
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