How many squares of toilet paper do you typically use when you poop?
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strangely, i tend to use none when I poop, but a lot after I am done pooping...
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Two per wipe, number of wipes can vary widely. (Sometimes you get a one-wipe, but you can’t trust a one-wipe so all one-wipers are two-wipes. Sometimes it’s like you’re microtoming a 17-inch turd millimeter by millimeter.)
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"Use" is complicated, it varies by Berry and Bood, but it's in increments of 4, unless it's business-ply, in which case it's increments of 8-12.
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That's for after the paperwork is done 😜