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I'm shocked by how sooo many dating profiles look like they came out of the most boring generator possible. Is this what humans are?

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"doesn't take life too seriously. Likes camping/hiking. Love a good beer/coffee/tea. Here's a mention of a tv show!"

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"I am a funny/intelligent/caring person who likes fun. This is the thing I chose to say to set myself apart from everyone else."

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if people are like their dating profiles I could date 99% of them in my sleep.

9:18 AM · Oct 14, 2017

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I'm going to die alone

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Dr. Poop Muscles, PhD

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99% of people I've dated have been while I was sleeping ;)

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Why don't you get off the Internet and go outside. You might meet someone.

opposition, defiance, disorder

@crack_squirrels

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Blah blah travel blah blah gin blah blah cats here's a picture of me skiing emoji emoji emoji

opposition, defiance, disorder

@crack_squirrels

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There is no bigger turn off than the word "bubbly"