If you had to fuck a cow, you'd rather it be:
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Dead, but freshly so, so that it can't kick me and I'm not violating a living creature. But really, I hope I never have to fuck a cow. O.o;;
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I chose alive, and i don't really know why. I would not have expected that answer.
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I feel like some % of the people answering yes are going to really be answering the question "would you want to kill it first"
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Okay look, if it's dead, it's not rape anymore and it's now just a gross object, not a living animal
