Kinky. 
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Does doing a handstand count as 'standing'?
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As an adult, sitting...as a kid, standing. Standing is less sanitary.
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Who are these standing people and what happened to lead them down such a wrong path in life?
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Wait so are you saying after being sprayed you don't wipe? You're just like "Yep, got my shit all wet. Underwear here I come."
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Why would I wipe my butt?
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I genuinely have wondered about this for the longest time, thank you for the survey
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Sitting? Really? Whats wrong with you people?
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Standing. All day
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