Wouldya rather change genders every time you sneeze or be unable to tell the difference between a baby and a muffin? (credit u/numbtongues)
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Shit, I might take the changing genders thing just to see what having a clit is like. Being able to tell babies and muffins apart is bonus.
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Do all muffins scream on planes or are all babies silent? If it's the latter, SUCH an easy choice
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My sneezes are rare and always even numbered pairs, so the gender switches would be infrequent and short-lived.