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When you seduce me, you're not seducing me, but my Vagina. I like you. I think you're cool. My Vagina, however, is an irrational fat turd.

11:58 PM · Apr 24, 2017

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Perhaps you should then instead start mostly speaking for your vagina. If only because it'd be fun to keep referring to it in third person.

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But what if your goals are cuddles, back rubs, and poop jokes?

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I was trying to seduce your Vulva.

@JohnWComicsGuy

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So one needs to present it with Prozac and chocolates?

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Then the question remains...how to seduce your fat turd of a vagina...

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You gotta strengthen your pimp hand Aella! Smack that vagina straight.

@KarlCarter2015

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And your vagina can be a real cunt sometimes

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i like you too. my penis loves orifices. you have orifices?

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was about to ask 'are you calling me a turd fucker?' but who am i kidding