Perhaps you should then instead start mostly speaking for your vagina. If only because it'd be fun to keep referring to it in third person.
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If you were an internet comedy personality, i'd suggest you set up an interview with your vagina where you keep cutting to a video of you -
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But what if your goals are cuddles, back rubs, and poop jokes?
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I was trying to seduce your Vulva.
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So one needs to present it with Prozac and chocolates?
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Then the question remains...how to seduce your fat turd of a vagina...
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You gotta strengthen your pimp hand Aella! Smack that vagina straight.
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And your vagina can be a real cunt sometimes
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i like you too. my penis loves orifices. you have orifices?
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was about to ask 'are you calling me a turd fucker?' but who am i kidding
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