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Have you stopped beating your wife?

Yes
35.3%
No
64.7%

567 votesFinal results

6:19 AM · Mar 25, 2017

Dr. Poop Muscles, PhD

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you're questions asked in bad faith.

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never started

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interesting question. Being as I dont have a wife, Ive not started either.

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Such Sweet Sorrow

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But she asks so nicely!

my name is Robert Paulson.

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I'll keep on beating her because she married a winner! Monopoly, Street Fighter, Mario kart, she's going down!

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Mu.

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I_beat_my_wifi is my wireless router name

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Not married.

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I'm pretty sure my wife hits harder than me, so I never started.