The pickupline I hate the most, more than anything, is
"Oh, wow, your pupils are so big right now ;)"
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"that's because I have to be on massive psychedelics so I can look at your face without feeling sick."
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"thanks for letting me know that my shrooms are making the desired effect, you kind sir!"
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"They are?! Oh shit, NO! He can't be coming out! I'M supposed to be in control!"
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*stare directly at his crotch* "is that a turn off for you? because your penis is so small right now."
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