What can you say to that??? "No they're not"??
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"that's because I have to be on massive psychedelics so I can look at your face without feeling sick."
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I was unaware of that even being a line....
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I've heard it at least three times
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Do a lot of Optometrists try to pick you up?
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Maybe he thought you were a school teacher.
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I would've thought "can I buy you an anal dilator" might be worse, but what do I know?
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How the ffffffffffuck is that a pick up line?
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You could say, "Damn, my probation officer said that if I ever wanted to murder again, super large pupils are a tip-off!"
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