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The pickupline I hate the most, more than anything, is "Oh, wow, your pupils are so big right now ;)"

3:51 PM · Mar 13, 2017

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What can you say to that??? "No they're not"??

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PanDeism: An Anthology

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I was unaware of that even being a line....

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I've heard it at least three times

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@KarlCarter2015

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Do a lot of Optometrists try to pick you up?

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Maybe he thought you were a school teacher.

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How the ffffffffffuck is that a pick up line?

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You could say, "Damn, my probation officer said that if I ever wanted to murder again, super large pupils are a tip-off!"