id take a picture but i cant get to my phone unless i drag this fucking chair with me to the other room
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do you have any coconut oil? lube it up and shimmy it out
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should we call 911?
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better gnaw off your foot tbh
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I love how toy took the time out to tweet this while being stuck to a chair
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Is there a broom handle handy to maybe pry the slats more open? What would MacGuyver do, huh?
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Or, what about a rolled towel, forced between slats? Or, a gnomes pointy head (half-serious, there)?
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Just when you think you got your shit together........
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First: chew your leg off is not a solution, it may look like a plan, but doesn't pay.
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Did you survive?
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