I think i'd like to be a housecat except for the whole 'being fed the same pellets of compressed food every day for all of my life' thing
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Don't forget mice, lizards, bugs, and lots of human food that you get by purring, meowing, and stealing.
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You need to get yourself an owner like Mrs. She gets variety packs of everything. Plus bits of whatever we're eating.
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Doesn't your diet consist of a whole lot of Soylent? Seems like the same idea
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my saved from A bodega cat loves ham, cheese and ice cream...screw the pellets