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Would you rather be a grandpa's sex slave for 5 years or lose sight in your one eye for the rest of your life?

Grandpa's sex slave
21.6%
Lose sight in one eye
78.4%

570 votesFinal results

4:00 PM · Feb 17, 2017

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easy choice I'm already blind in one eye.

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Misha Gurevich, Photographer, VC, Wives 0/1

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Can I replace the eye with a robot eye in 50 years?

Dr. Poop Muscles, PhD

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gonna get me one of those robot eyes just like Palmer Eldritch en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three

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before my eyepatch thing this week, I would have totally given an eye up. But yeah. I now appreciate depth perception. Grandpa 😉

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Easy choice. Eyepatches make you 30% cooler.