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When people irl tell me "hey... you look familiar, have I met you?" what do I say? I can't just go "ITS PROBABLY CAUSE YOU SAW ME NAKED"

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Why can't you? That'd be an awesome response.

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Because what if I was wrong? "YOU SAW MY TITS ON THE INTERNET." "no no, I think I met you at last week's party."

12:06 AM · Nov 15, 2016

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Then you've just told them you do porn which is awesome.

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Well it's kind of obvious, but still most people don't think of it—try "I don't know."

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