What am I? A sailor?
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condoms are for nerds.
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That would imply I ever expect to get to use it.
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it's not that difficult to go to any 24 type of store
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@Aella_Girl I just stopped buying condoms when they started printing an expiration date on them. -
For the record, that joke isn't entirely original. Indeed, it's how I learned they started putting expiration dates on condoms.
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What am I, a sociopath? Ready to stick my dick into whoever at a moment's notice?
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I voted male/no. I'm not irresponsible... It's just that condoms only last so long in the wrapper, and I never get laid anyhow.
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I don't carry a condom but for the record I am monogamously married. When single I did. More than one!
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