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While I'm performing naked, drunk guy hands me card, says "PLS WORK FOR ME." his job title was 'catalyst'. his website didn't work.

9:12 PM · Oct 25, 2016

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I only perform live once a year at Maxim parties in LA.

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I say go for it. What could possibly go wrong?

Dr. Poop Muscles, PhD

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probably get's him laid 0.5% of the time which was 100% more than he was getting laid before getting those sweet cards made.

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PanDeism: An Anthology

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I don't understand the question. Where are the multiple-choice options?