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Would you rather immediately, right now, get:

HIV
16.4%
A baby
83.6%

646 votesFinal results

11:10 PM · Oct 17, 2016

Dr. Poop Muscles, PhD

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one of these is arguably easier to relieve yourself of than the other...

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@Gossenphilosoph

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You can't put HIV up for adoption, sooooo...

Misha Gurevich, Photographer, VC, Wives 0/1

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Is it MY baby? or a rando baby

1

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this one is easy....I mean it's not like you can eat HIV

1

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NAH

@KarlCarter2015

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baby as in hot young gf?

@movingtarget38

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you worry me sometimes aella

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a baby, because then I could immediately turn it over to the state.