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Do you wipe your butthole while sitting or standing?

Sitting
68%
Standing
32%

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30% of you are monsters

7:46 PM · Oct 9, 2016

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What percentage of us are robots?

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Toilet's in America are built by monsters. They're half height of European ones. Feels like you will dip your hand in the bowl

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Dingleberrry-free monsters.

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A podcast I listen to brings this up every few years, it always funny to hear how shocked people are to learn of the other group

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im outta tp so i had to stand cleaning in showa

Dr. Poop Muscles, PhD

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it's the only way I can get it all off

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lol