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Today I experienced the sensation of discovering a fat spider crawling between my feet while I was in the middle of a poop

11:35 PM · Sep 26, 2016

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There are worse places he could have been crawling. (like on your foot).

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did it make you shit faster? or pee while shitting? or make you stop everything?

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@LetsGoTigers21

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I had that happen with a centipede once...I shot off the toilet so fast lol

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Maybe the spider was just big-exoskeletoned.

Fictitious Online Bear Persona

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If the spider is fat she's eating a lot of other bugs, so...

@movingtarget38

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i dont imagine you as scared of bugs

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that is super terrifying

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