No, someone next to me. And they poop on my car a lot.
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if only it had happened at Oly Brewfest so I could have acquired a free crab hat :(
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in the U.K a "bird" is slang for woman/girlfriend. So, no.
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I've had a bird poop on me. I've also seen a bird poop into someone's mouth while they were talking.
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Yes. Also saw my company founder worth $10's of millions pooped on. No respect.
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I own twenty chickens... O_O
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when I was a kid a bird pooped in my hand. I told my mom the bird gave me a present..she slapped me wtf :)
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