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I've never been tied to a tree, but like 30% of my sexual fantasies involve being tied to a tree. It's probably not as good as it seems.

10:46 PM · Sep 12, 2016

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spiders, for one

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I think it depends on the tree

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Arms secured around the tree, shackled above you, or just lashing all the way around?

@JimFisherPhotos

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is that a sort of religious fetish do you think

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Just trees? Have you considered a shrub, it's good to branch out.

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just sap and splinters all the way down, bud.

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Depends on who else is there - and what they are doing...

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i have a contraption in the basement i call 'the tree' that is designed for tying you to if you're interested in playing. ;~D

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You saw the movie “Secretary,” yes?

Red Hand Prints, respectfully

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depends on the tree, we should try them all and document it.