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I think the "worst way to wake up" award goes to my mother. When I was 10 I woke her up by vomiting onto her face.

1:08 PM · Jul 12, 2016

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hi

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There was the morning I woke up with the feral kitten I'd brought home stalking my eyelids. She almost caught one.

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I once was awoken by a 3 kitty, cat fight. Scratched me and pissed on me. 😂😭

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@KarlCarter2015

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Today men would pay good money to wake up to you vomitting on them.

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Mom says "tru dat".....

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@KarlCarter2015

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Does she still love you? Do you want to have a child so someday they will vomit on you?