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There was the morning I woke up with the feral kitten I'd brought home stalking my eyelids. She almost caught one.
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I once was awoken by a 3 kitty, cat fight. Scratched me and pissed on me.

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Today men would pay good money to wake up to you vomitting on them.
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Mom says "tru dat".....
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I doubt your mom says true dat y'all crackas
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Does she still love you? Do you want to have a child so someday they will vomit on you?
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