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must choose: everything you eat/drink tastes like vomit, be grandpa's sex slave, or lose bowel control forever

Everythin tastes of vomit
29.9%
Grandpa's sex slave
24.3%
Lose bowel control
45.8%

448 votesFinal results

12:42 AM · Jul 7, 2016

Shinigami Barba

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well, granpa eventually will die

スーパーターボ先輩 (Super Turbo Senpai)

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I already don't have bowel control (symptom of a disability)

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grandparents are dead aswell.

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Been around loss of bowel control before. Apparently these folks haven't.

The Drunken Samurai

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jokes on you grandpa's dead

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Grandpa's dead

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ice cream vomit ftw

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I think your tweet polls officially jumped the shark.