You're on a sinking ship and have to either lighten the load by ejecting fuel, or reinforce the beams in the hull:
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I would expel everything I had due to your quickly soaked decks. *tries desperately not to laugh*
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. Y'know, I watched a Titanic sim the other day, and it seems to me if the bow had broken off clean, the rest would've stayed up.
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Start looking for a hot girl who is engaged to a rich man she hates,fuck her while the ship sinks.






