I just want 100 men to jizz into a bottle so I can shake it up and then turkey baster the semensoup into me. strongest sperm wins.
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*blinks* make it 10,000 men? but before they jizz march them up a hill then march them down again, coz when you're up you're up
there can be only one
Fancier way to get pregnant than a turkey baster
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would you repeat this for each child or just keep the one ideal father from then on?
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isn't that exactly how they do it in fertility clinics with what they get from sperm banks?
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Ever watch the movie Caligula? "Is it good for growing hair?" Skip ahead to 10:00 youtube.com/watch?v=WkI0Qv