Don't sneeze,you may explode.
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I'd guess a few days until colon rupture. Weeks of build up. Then internal bleeding, sepsis would finish you off in a few days.
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I suspect this question has been sponsored by butt plug manufacturers.
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this happened to my first hermit crab
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