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If your butthole sealed itself off, how long would you have before you died?

8:50 AM · May 30, 2016

@KarlCarter2015

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Don't sneeze,you may explode.

LucasVB (1ucasvb) / @lucasvb@mathstodon.xyz

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I'd guess a few days until colon rupture. Weeks of build up. Then internal bleeding, sepsis would finish you off in a few days.

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I suspect this question has been sponsored by butt plug manufacturers.

Axle Wulf- Daily posts on OF

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this happened to my first hermit crab 😫 he eventually had a massive shit sack dragging behind him