I just absentminededly dipped a paintbrush full of paint into my hot chai tea goddamnit
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Just read your dentist, shitting in the bushes story. That was sooo much more arousing than your schoolgirl fantasy.
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Been there a million times, boo. Drank paint more often than I'd like to admit... 😨💦
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Just wait until you absentmindedly drink from the brush jar. It's way worser.
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I once grabbed my paint water and took a sip by accident. You only do that once.