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WHY THE FUCK DID I TRAVEL TO TURKEY THERE'S NO SOYLENT IN TURKEY

2:12 PM · Apr 17, 2016

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Just mix hummus with water, you'll be fine

@KarlCarter2015

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Have u found out what they call Turkey in Turkey?

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BC you wanted random turkey dick?

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yucky, are you doing it? A friend gave it to my raw dog in water and I almost puked. Do you make smoothies or something?

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...and there's no surf in Cleveland, either. Life is full of disappointments.

The Euclid Beach Band-No Surf In Cleveland

Eric Carmen produced this fine work in 1979 and played along a bit. Great vocals, great representation of that "Cleveland" sound

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ah, but there is soylent here. muahahaha. 2.0