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I want to masturbate but I'm constipated... don't feel like masturbatin till I poop. Too late to drink coffee. What do? =(

8:50 AM · Aug 18, 2015

Dr. Poop Muscles, PhD

@MFCAwesomeKate

*coke FTFY

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Play a game that will cause rage poops.

Fictitious Online Bear Persona

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Miralax, plenty of water, and sleep.

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try an enema... you might find a new fetish for your closet full of odd.

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everydayroots.com/constipation-r =)

everydayroots.com

16 Home Remedies to Relieve Constipation

“Potty problems” are something we avoid in our everyday conversations. While you may be more than willing to share how much your sore throat is torturing you, rarely do you go into the office and...

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anal?

@KarlCarter2015

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try deep coughing while trying to poop,constricts the muscles,pushes everything out. Have fun

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anal plugs are really good for loosening things up.